Weird Love Stories – Max, Mon Amour / Matador

Today’s selection of two trangressive love stories (both released in 1986) comes courtesy of Kat Ellinger’s Cineslut Film Club, selected to fit February’s chosen theme of Tainted Love. But while “tainted” may well be an appropriate descriptive term for the twisted affections presented in Pedro Almodóvar’s Matador (1986), it fails to convey the sweetness of approach Japanese new wave director Ōshima Nagisa takes to the unconventional relationship depicted in Max, Mon Amour [Makkusu, Mon Amūru] (1986).

Peter Jones (Anthony Higgins) is the British ambassador to France, making preparations for an upcoming visit by Queen Elizabeth II. He shares a lavishly appointed apartment with his wife Margaret (Charlotte Rampling), their son Nelson (Christopher Hovik) and their live-in maid Maria (Victoria Abril). Peter’s suspicions are aroused when Margaret’s friend Hélène (Nicole Calfan) calls looking for her, shortly before Margaret returns home claiming to have spent the last few hours with Hélène. Peter hires a detective (Pierre Étaix), who informs him that Margaret has taken a second apartment where she spends two hours every day – although he was unable to identify her suspected lover, since at no point in the past 10 days has anybody other than Margaret entered or left the apartment. Peter, who has himself been carrying on an affair with his secretary Camille (Diana Quick), turns up to the apartment to force a confrontation and a civilised discussion about the conduct of their mutual relationships – but the meeting turns out rather differently than expected when Margaret pulls back the sheets to reveal Max (Ailsa Berk) to be a chimpanzee!

It’s worth noting at this point that while Ōshima is not one to automatically shy away from explicit depictions of sex – as seen most notably in the acclaimed In the Realm of the Senses [Ai no korīda] (1976)Max, Mon Amour is not that type of movie. Although Margaret calmly confirms that their relationship is a sexual one, she refuses to discuss the details and nothing of the sort is ever seen on screen – much to the frustration of her husband, the others who learn of her relationship with Max, and apparently of many reviewers. What she is willing to reveal is the story of how they got together, a classic example of eyes meeting across a crowded room – with the room in this case being a zoo. After several follow-up visits, during which they formed a clearly visible personal connection, one of the zookeepers offered her the opportunity to buy Max, who came to the zoo after an indeterminate time with a circus but has been unable or unwilling to forge any connections with the other primates. This financial transaction aside, at no point is there any hint that Margaret sees Max as her property or that Max is being exploited – all of their interactions are presented as mutual and loving.

After recovering from the shock of his discovery, Peter suggests that it’s ridiculous to pay for a second apartment when Max could simply move in with them. Although the couple are clearly used to maintaining civil relations with each other’s lovers, Margaret is dubious of the wisdom of this decision but willing to accept his assurances that nothing will change. Peter, of course, is far more conflicted than he is willing to admit to himself and cannot help continuing to poke metaphorical sticks at the subject of what exactly they get up to. At Margaret’s birthday dinner he tells their friends they have a new resident and prods her into bringing Max out to meet their guests – a situation which goes reasonably well until the late arrival of Margaret’s ex-lover Archibald (Bernard-Pierre Donnadieu) prompts displays of jealous possessiveness from Max, leading their dinner guests to form their own awkward suspicions. Archibald later returns to visit Margaret bearing flowers with a psychoneurologist in tow, egotistically assured that her relationship with Max could only stem from sexual frustration over his absence, and is comically uncomprehending of her frosty response.

Peter’s obsession with Margaret and Max begins to spill over into his relationship with Camille. A would-be casual question about sex with monkeys during a trip to the zoo causes her to believe that he’s exploring a previously unsuspected fetish, leading to the adorably supportive decision to invite a zoologist (Bernard Haller) to be present at their next liaison so that Peter can ask for all the factual information he wants. Although this encounter strengthens his relationship with Camille, it fails to resolve his obsession. After politely turning down a proposition from sex worker Françoise (Sabine Haudepin), it occurs to him that if his wife won’t let him watch her with Max, maybe he could watch Françoise have sex with Max instead – but although she proves surprisingly game (doubling her price with a shrug after asking whether he’s dangerous), Max remains faithful. Peter’s ongoing obsession begins to affect his work and takes him to some dark places, but after bottoming out he begins to think of Max more as a person than an animal, ultimately putting his own job on the line to save Max’s life.

Ōshima makes use of this surprisingly sweet and joyful love story to explore the theme of voyeurism, opening the film with a giant keyhole through which can be seen a purple-tinted eye. After the title of the movie appears, the “A” in “MAX” transforms into a keyhole which is unlocked, through which we glimpse each cast member’s face as their name appears on the screen. Scenes of Paris follow, culminating with a final zoom through the keyhole towards the phallic protuberance of Cleopatra’s Needle before the key is turned again and we meet Peter cleaning his rifle (no it’s not a euphemism). Ōshima proceeds to spend much of the rest of the film teasing both the characters and the audience with Margaret’s (and his own) resolute refusal to indulge their prurient curiosity about her sex life with Max – his sole concession to these urges being a half-naked Françoise’s attempt to excite Max’s interest in a scene which refuses to see sex as anything shameful. The keyhole motif returns once more at the conclusion of the end credits as a red key (the colour of the title in the opening credits) locks a blue keyhole, informing the audience that their glimpse into these people’s lives has come to a definitive close. Considered in the light of this theme, the howls of complaint from critics who fixated on the lack of chimpanzee sex are hilarious, completely oblivious that they’ve identified themselves with the role Peter occupies at the beginning of the film and, by failing to follow him on his personal internal journey, have missed the point entirely.

Following on the heels of the prisoner-of-war movie Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence [Senjō no Merī Kurisumasu] (1983), which is probably best remembered these days for featuring David Bowie as its lead, Max, Mon Amour was followed by a thirteen year gap before Ōshima completed his final feature film Taboo [Gohatto] (1999) which explored the topic of homosexuality among 19th century samurai. Ōshima’s co-writer Jean-Claude Carrière has an extensive and distinguished career as a screenwriter, working on such diverse films as Luis Buñuel’s Belle de Jour (1967), Volker Schlöndorff’s The Tin Drum [Die Blechtrommel] (1979), Philip Kaufman’s The Unbearable Lightness of Being (1988), Peter Brook’s The Mahabharata (1989) and Jean-Paul Rappeneau’s Cyrano de Bergerac (1990).

Leading a strong cast is Charlotte Rampling (The Night Porter), no stranger to portraying taboo-ridden relationships, whose serene insistence on the normality of the central ménage à trois conveys real feeling while selling a central concept which is bound to create audience resistance. Anthony Higgins, who portrayed the arrogant artist in Peter Greenaway’s class conflict puzzle box The Draughtsman’s Contract (1982), effectively navigates the potentially contradictory and alienating aspects of his character to come across as a likeable person who has some issues to work through. Victoria Abril (Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! [¡Átame!]), not long before her international breakthrough as the star of three Almodóvar films, is haplessly sympathetic as the put-upon maid who is allergic to chimpanzees. Among the smaller roles, French comedian and filmmaker Pierre Étaix (Le Grand Amour) is charming as the detective, while Sabine Haudepin (The Last Metro [Le Dernier Métro]) brings a joie de vivre to her role as Françoise. But it’s impossible to conclude this role call without drawing attention to the uncredited performance of Ailsa Berk as Max the chimpanzee, a vital component in making the central relationship believable. Berk, a dancer and puppeteer, had prior form as a primate, having played Tarzan’s adoptive mother Kala in Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes (1984). She would go on to play Aslan the lion for the BBC’s The Chronicles of Narnia (1988-1990) before becoming the go-to choreographer for creature movement in 35 episodes of the relaunched Doctor Who (2005-2017).

Moving from the sweet to the decidedly perverse, Almodóvar’s Matador opens on former bullfighter Diego Montes (Nacho Martínez) masturbating furiously to a personal VHS mixtape of women being killed in various slasher movies (most notably Mario Bava’s seminal Blood and Black Lace [6 donne per l’assassino]) while the opening credits play over his contorted face. This is immediately succeeded by a scene in which Diego lectures to his students on bullfighting techniques, cross-cut with lawyer María (Assumpta Serna) picking up one of his students. As the lecture progresses, her seduction parallels his instructions, climaxing as Diego explains the correct technique for despatching a bull while María demonstrates on her unwitting lover and rides him to completion.

At this point Almodóvar switches his attention to Diego’s student Ángel (Antonio Banderas), a young man subjected to an oppressive religious upbringing who idolises his mentor and seeks his advice on approaching women. His response to the singularly unhelpful advice to “treat her like a bull” is to spy on his neighbour Eva (Eva Cobo) – Diego’s girlfriend – while she gets changed, follow her into the street, drag her into an alleyway and attempt to rape her, before fainting at the sight of blood. Bullied by his mother (Julieta Serrano) into attending church the following day, he passes up attending confession to go to the police station and turn himself in. Eva and her mother (Chus Lampreave) view the whole situation as a nuisance and decline to press charges, leaving Ángel bereft, until he spots the photographs of two of his fellow male students on the desk in front of the bemused police superintendent (Eusebio Poncela) and confesses to killing them, as well as two female students who have gone missing.

Fascinated that somebody should confess to killing her two victims, María volunteers her services as Ángel’s lawyer, revelling in the negative press attention this earns her from female journalists who assume her client is guilty. Catching a glimpse of María while dropping off Eva after their last date (which saw him asking her to pretend to be a corpse), Diego follows María to a cinema showing King Vidor’s western Duel in the Sun (1946), where they stand rapt and unaware of each other in opposite doorways at the back of the cinema as the film’s central lovers die in each other’s arms after the climactic shootout. After an abortive encounter between the two fails to result in either sex or death, Diego pulls out his old video tapes to watch himself being gored by a bull, the incident which ended his career as a matador. The chance recognition of María among the spectators cements his obsession with her and he barges into her office, refusing to leave when threatened with a gun but finally relenting when she turns it on herself. His parting gift of the matador cape she had admired earlier seals their recognition of each other as driven by the same urges. Diego becomes increasingly unconcerned with the ongoing police investigation, which points more and more clearly towards him after the two missing women are discovered buried on his property, and the two serial murderers find themselves drawn inescapably towards each other in a spiralling collision of eros and thanatos.

Almodóvar uses this typically lurid subject matter to interrogate the contradictory urges underlying Spanish society, exploring the ways in which the national institutions of bullfighting and Catholicism can become sublimated vessels for suppressed sexual urges. His exploration of individuals who are internally divided is referenced on a societal level by the fashion show in which Eva is modelling, which has been built on the theme of “Divided Spain” – her arrival with a cut on her face is greeted with delight by the director, who instructs the makeup artist to emphasise it and work it into her look. (In addition to modelling her dress, Eva’s role is to shoot the male model playing her boyfriend before being murdered in turn by a mob – even in the fashion world, it seems, there’s no escaping the link between sex and death.)

Ángel’s mother Berta is an obsessive flagellant constantly bombarding him with the message that both he and his deceased father are weak, evil creatures who deserve to be punished. She has no problem with believing Ángel to be a murderer (if anything, she seems resigned to it as a preordained inevitability) even when all evidence points to the contrary – in particular his propensity to faint at the first sign of blood (which she views as a moral failing). She consistently demonises sex, yet seems to take a perverse joy in putting her leg up on the table in front of her son while strapping a cilice chain around her upper thigh. Growing up in such a confusing and maternally oppressive environment has left Ángel incapable of understanding how to process his own urges. Seeking direction from his substitute father figure, his sexual incomprehension inevitably leads him to misinterpret Diego’s already-dodgy advice, explaining (but not excusing) his clumsy oedipally-motivated assault upon Eva.

Bullfighting is shown to be an overt mixture of violence and sexuality – an exhibition of athletic masculinity combined with the calculated slaughter of a powerful animal. Matadors – whether professionals, students, or retired – are seen to have instant status as sex symbols, a point Almodóvar emphasises with lingering shots on the tightly-clad groins and buttocks of the matadors-in-training. As a retired bullfighter, Diego retains his sexual appeal but clearly feels a loss of power. His inability to let go of his traumatic wounding and symbolic loss of potency, constantly replayed on a worn-out VHS recording, transmutes into an eroticised fascination with death which finds an outlet in killing. For María, as an avid appreciator of matadors, Diego’s goring became a similarly charged primal event, prompting her own form of ritualised sex murders. Linked by a shared trauma which has deformed their lives, their eventual unification and mutual self-immolation becomes their twisted erotic destiny.

There are plenty of familiar faces here from Almodóvar’s body of work, so I’ll just note the general high quality of their performances rather than go into them in detail – but as I haven’t mentioned her yet, I should note that his frequent collaborator Carmen Maura has a small role as Ángel’s psychiatrist. Antonio Banderas is of course the most recognisable name to an international audience, but this was still very early in his career and for such a central role, he doesn’t really have very much to do – fans of his work would be better served by checking out Almodóvar’s next film, Law of Desire [La ley del deseo] (1987), which sees him in a larger role playing another repressed individual who becomes obsessed with the director of the film which gave him his homosexual awakening. The only featured actor here who doesn’t appear in any other Almodóvar films is Eva Cobo – who I was surprised to discover also starred in Jackie Chan’s Armour of God II: Operation Condor [Fei ying gai wak] (1991)!

Matador was the first Almodóvar film I ever saw, back in my early university days. Although (unsurprisingly) it made a strong impression on me, I wasn’t really sure how to process it or what I thought of it – I got stuck at the surface level sensationalism and couldn’t work out whether I liked it or, indeed, whether it was any good. Coming back to it roughly 30 years later, I found it to be threaded through with elements which resonated with each other to create a much richer experience than I expected. A few days on from watching it, it’s still ticking away in the back of my mind, and I have no doubt that some of the thoughts I’ve attempted to articulate here will continue to shift and refine themselves for a little while yet. I won’t attempt to sell it as a masterpiece – Almodóvar considers it to be one of his weakest films, and there are certainly some story elements which could do with a polish – but it’s far more nuanced and rewarding of attention than the details of plot might lead you to believe.

Piranha Double Feature

Roger Corman’s New World Pictures, churning out low-budget B-movies for international distribution from 1970-1984, also acted as a training ground for up-and-coming filmmakers such as Jonathan Demme and Ron Howard, providing a crash course in how to make a movie with minimal resources to a tight schedule (although whether you were always fortunate enough to be paid for the experience is a matter of some contention). Piranha (1978) and its independently-produced sequel Piranha II: The Spawning (1982) launched the careers of renowned directors Joe Dante (Gremlins, Innerspace, Small Soldiers) and James Cameron (The Terminator, Aliens, Titanic) respectively.

Joe Dante’s first film was The Movie Orgy (1968), a 7½ hour mashup of film clips and commercials made during his student days. His skill as an editor was used to great effect in cutting together trailers for the output of New World Pictures, displaying his talent for cobbling together the best moments from each movie (and, occasionally, footage from other movies) to make them look better than they were. After collaborating with Allan Arkush to make Hollywood Boulevard (1976), a budget-saving compilation of footage from other New World movies stitched together within a framing story about an actress starting her career in low-budget movies, Joe Dante made his solo feature debut with Piranha.

Piranha was consciously conceived as a Jaws ripoff, but where Jaws went big with its giant shark, Piranha went small. Taking the basic concept from Richard Robinson (Kingdom of the Spiders), Corman handed the script off to up-and-coming writer John Sayles, whose debut novel Pride of the Bimbos (1975) (which I gather is classier than its title suggests) was sufficiently impressive that he was hired for his first screenplay without the need to provide a writing sample. After turning in his script about genetically modified piranha bred for intelligence and survival in a range of environments as an abortive Vietnam War experiment (interwoven with social and political satire), Sayles would continue to produce low-budget B-movie scripts well into the 1980s as a way of funding his own more serious projects as a writer/director (Return of the Secaucus 7, City of Hope, Passion Fish).

Skiptracer Maggie McKeown (Heather Menzies) (first seen on screen playing the unlicensed Jaws ripoff Atari videogame Shark Jaws) travels to Lost River Lake, Texas, in search of two missing teenagers and channels her Tigger-energy to bounce alcoholic curmudgeon Paul Grogan (Bradford Dillman) into acting as her local guide. A trip up the mountain to the local abandoned military research base leads to the discovery of the teenagers’ belongings near the body of water in which they took their ill-advised topless midnight swim. An investigation of the laboratory reveals a number of abandoned experiments, including a gratuitous but delightful stop-motion creature which is a clear homage to Ymir from Ray Harryhausen’s 20 Million Miles to Earth (1957). Determining that draining the pool would be the quickest way to find the teenagers’ bodies, they are attacked by a panicked man (Kevin McCarthy) with a boathook, successfully fending him off only for him to escape and crash their car. Upon regaining consciousness he reveals that he is Dr. Robert Hoak, a scientist who worked on the abandoned experiment, and that they have just dumped hundreds of mutant piranhas into the local river system. Without a car, they are forced to travel downriver on a raft in an effort to prevent the piranhas from attacking the local children’s summer camp and the new water park resort, hampered by encounters with the military and a Mayor who refuses to heed their warnings.

The cast is surprisingly solid for a film of this type, completely lacking in any of the embarrassingly wooden performances or poor line-readings which would normally at least make an appearance among the supporting players. Bradford Dillman (The Iceman Cometh) and Heather Menzies (The Sound of Music) play well off each other, despite not being completely convincing as a romantic pairing, and are ably supported by cameos from seasoned character actors Keenan Wynn (Colonel Bat Guano in Dr. Strangelove) and Richard Deacon (Invasion of the Body Snatchers). Corman regular Dick Miller puts in a comic turn as local Mayor Buck Gardner in the second of many roles in Dante’s films. Writer/director Paul Bartel plays the self-important owner of the summer camp, a minor bully who ultimately puts himself at risk to save the children in his care. Belinda Bulaski (another Dante regular) and Melody Thomas (shortly before beginning an ongoing role in The Young and the Restless) are more likeable than many camp counsellors in low-budget horror movies, and Shannon Collins is charming as Paul’s daughter, one of that rare breed of child actors who are capable of both acting and not being annoying. Kevin McCarthy (Invasion of the Body Snatchers) and Barbara Steele (a genre legend due to her appearance in Italian Gothics such as Black Sunday [La maschera del demonio]) turn up in small roles to provide genre cred, and screenwriter John Sayles makes a cameo as an army sentry in a scene which provides a good-humoured excuse for gratuitous naked breasts (obligatory for movies of this type, but sparingly used here).

Joe Dante manages to do a lot with the resources available, using careful editing to create the illusion that his piranha models can do more than they’re actually capable of. Sparing use of Rob Bottin’s special makeup effects in combination with clouds of red in the water conveys the bloody impact of the piranhas without going overboard. The score by Pino Donaggio (frequent collaborator of Brian de Palma) isn’t one of his strongest, but it does the job.

Piranha was one of New World Pictures’ biggest financial successes, released on the heels of Jaws 2 (1978) and finding an early champion in Steven Spielberg. I first encountered it on TV in my early teens, at a time when my best opportunity for a Friday night out was to attend the local Christian youth group. Bizarrely, the youth group leader at that time would occasionally host backyard barbecues accompanied by whatever genre movie happened to be airing on TV that night (which I would never have been allowed to watch at home). I always spent more time watching the movie than running around outside with the others, and have fond memories of being introduced to both Piranha and David Cronenberg’s Scanners (1981) in this atypical setting. Some thirty years down the track, Piranha stands up surprisingly well and I’d happily recommend it.

In the aftermath of Piranha‘s success, two of New World’s producers purchased the sequel rights and set up their own independent production company, securing financing from Greco-Italian filmmaker Ovidio G. Assonitis (director of the octopoid Jaws ripoff Tentacles [Tentacoli]). Having commissioned a screenplay from Piranha‘s assistant director Charles H. Eglee, they brought in Joe Dante’s trailer-editing colleague Miller Drake to direct. James Cameron had been working for New World on production design and special effects photography, in addition to providing matte paintings for John Carpenter’s Escape from New York (1981), and was assigned to the picture as special effects director. Assonitis fired Drake before shooting began and Cameron was promoted to his first job as director.

In Piranha II: The Spawning (more excitingly titled Piranha II: Flying Killers for the international market), the scene has shifted from Texas to a Caribbean island resort, unfortunately located in the vicinity of a sunken shipwreck containing a lost cylinder of piranha from the previous movie’s research project – except this batch have wings. After the deaths of a pair of divers who decided that the seabed next to this wreck was a great place to have sex, diving instructor Anne Kimbrough (Tricia O’Neill) breaks into the morgue to see whether she can identify the sealife which killed them, having been denied access to the corpses by police officer Steve Kimbrough (Lance Henriksen), her estranged husband. Accompanying Anne is Tyler Sherman (Steve Marachuk), one of her diving students who’s been trying to get into her pants while secretly looking for the missing canister after quitting the military research team responsible. The morgue attendant discovers them and kicks them out, only to be killed by a piranha launching itself from inside one of the corpses, and the bodycount clock commences its countdown.

The three actors in the preceding paragraph represent the full extent of anything resembling acting talent on display – the rest of the cast range from uninspired to dire. Horny 16-year-old Ricky G. Paull makes some particularly bizarre choices as the Kimbroughs’ son, as in the early scenes with his scantily clad mother (barely covered by a sheet before putting on a short dressing gown) it looks like he’s coming on to her. Where Piranha paid cheeky lip service to the commercial imperative of putting breasts on display, Piranha II opts for leering at them instead, exploiting any opportunity it can get to remove the clothing of actresses cast for their photographic experience rather than their acting. Even Tricia O’Neill has to submit to lingering shots of her sleeping form, although she’s at least allowed to keep her assets offscreen. And the ramped up gore effects for the piranha attacks just look tacky – where Piranha made a lot out of relatively little, Piranha II has gone the other way. Stelvio Cipriani, who contributed many notable scores to Italian horror movies during the 1970s, at least provides a solid framework for the movie to play out in, but it’s not one of his more inspired scores and is still rooted musically in the previous decade.

How much of this can be laid at James Cameron’s door is difficult to say. Although Cameron was responsible for the filming, many of the creative choices were dictated by Assonitis and Cameron was excluded from the editing room. According to his biography Dreaming Aloud, Cameron broke into the editing room to re-cut the movie while the producers were absent, but Assonitis was responsible for the final release cut. Although the underwater sequences are some of the more effective in the film and look forward to his later passion project The Abyss (1989), it’s not difficult to see why Cameron left this movie off his CV for years. Similarly, Charles H. Eglee’s screenwriting debut is hardly an auspicious beginning – this is not the work of a writer you would expect to see working on Moonlighting (1985-1989) just a few years later. Eglee would work with Cameron again in the future, co-creating the SF TV series Dark Angel (2000-2002) and receiving story credit for Terminator: Dark Fate (2019). Miller Drake, Piranha II‘s original director, would also work with Cameron again as the visual effects editor on The Abyss, Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) and True Lies (1994).

Where Piranha is a lot of fun and still holds up today, I cannot in all conscience recommend Piranha II to anybody looking for quality entertainment. Unless you’re intensely interested in seeing Lance Henriksen’s first work with James Cameron, I’d say it’s best reserved for an evening of drunken mockery with friends.

Panic on the Trans-Siberian Railway – Lee & Cushing’s Horror Express

Spanish-British co-production Horror Express [Pánico en el Transiberiano] (1972) merges John W. Campbell’s Who Goes There? (1938) with Agatha Christie’s Murder on the Orient Express (1934) to create a rollicking pulp adventure hybrid of science fiction, horror and bodycount murder mystery. Probably best known as a vehicle for co-stars Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing (horror icons and best friends), it’s a tightly directed film which makes the most of its low budget and has much to recommend it (provided you’re willing to avoid examining the script too closely).

It’s 1906 and British anthropologist Prof. Sir Alexander Saxton (Christopher Lee) believes that he has discovered an evolutionary missing link, a two-million-year-old frozen hominid discovered in a Manchurian cave. Boarding the Trans-Manchurian line of the Trans-Siberian Railway at Peking, he encounters colleague and rival Dr. Wells (Peter Cushing), who is initially presented as an American but sports an English accent and later self-identifies as British. (He’s similarly confused about their location, identifying it as Shanghai – probably an artefact of a script which has had more than one set of hands fiddling with it.) Wells is naturally intrigued by what might be inside the large chained crate Saxton is transporting – as is a passing Chinese thief known as the Locksmith (Hiroshi Kitatawa), who is discovered lying on the train platform next to the crate, dead from unknown causes and sporting newly blind white eyeballs, provoking dire warnings of an evil presence from Rasputin-like monk Father Pujardov (Alberto de Mendoza). Wells, cheerfully oblivious to any danger and intent on getting a sneak peek at the cagey Saxton’s cargo, bribes the baggage man (Víctor Israel) to drill a hole into the crate and report back to him – leading to Inspector Mirov’s (Julio Peña, dubbed by Roger Delgado during his tenure as the Master in Doctor Who) discovery of the baggage man’s corpse inside the crate in the place of the clearly-not-so-dead inhabitant.

As is traditional on extended train journeys featuring multiple fatalities, there’s an engaging collection of personalities among the supporting cast. Polish Countess Irina Petrovska (Silvia Tortosa) bores easily on extended journeys and hopes to spice up this one by seducing the exotically English Saxton. Her husband Count Maryan Petrovski (George Rigaud), who clearly enjoys hearing about his wife’s extramarital excursions, has invented a new form of manufacturing steel which becomes stronger when heated, a sample of which is concealed on board. He also employs Father Pujardov (secretly in love with the Countess) as their spiritual advisor, apparently for the sole purpose of outraging his moral sensibilities. Natasha (Helga Liné), a damsel in distress who throws herself at Wells, is actually a European spy out to steal the Count’s steel sample. Wells’ assistant Miss Jones (Alice Reinheart) is a dab hand at an autopsy who drily comments on how capable she thinks Wells would be at handling Natasha’s advances without her “assistance”. Yevtushenko (Ángel del Pozo) is an engineer who’s largely there to provide scientific nuggets from outside of Saxton & Wells’ expertise. And Captain Kazan (Telly Savalas) is a Cossack officer who boards the train an hour into the film to throw his weight around, derail the killer’s progress before the killings get too repetitive, shove the plot into a different trajectory and generally have a scenery-chewing whale of a time.

Director Eugenio Martín honed his skills as an assistant director on two early Ray Harryhausen films, The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958) and The 3 Worlds of Gulliver (1960), before making swashbuckling pirate film Conqueror of Maracaibo [Il conquistatore di Maracaibo] (1961) with Helga Liné. Horror Express owes its existence in part to Martín’s previous film, comedy western flop Pancho Villa (1972), for which one of the producers bought the large-scale model train used in the historical epic Nicholas and Alexandra (1971) (featuring its own mad monk, in this case the historical Rasputin). In the “maximum return for minimum outlay” spirit of many a cash-strapped producer, a new script was commissioned to take advantage of the model. Initially assigned to Arnaud d’Usseau, it received multiple rewrites by Pancho Villa‘s Julian Zimet at the director’s behest. (Zimet & d’Usseau would go on to write contemporary British biker horror movie Psychomania the following year.) Their script here combines dry banter with gleefully ridiculous science fiction nonsense, such as the idea that sucking the knowledge out of somebody’s brain would remove all the wrinkles, or that liquid extracted from the creature’s eyeball and viewed under a microscope would allow you to see still images from its memory. Assuming you’re willing to take those ideas and run with them, the script largely makes sense, although the Moscow authorities communicating with the stations along the train’s route are much better informed about events on the train than they have any right to be, and the existence of the plot mechanism for disposing of the creature at the end of the film is both astonishingly implausible and convenient in its location and timing. The script is also a fascinating variant on John W. Campbell’s uncredited source novella Who Goes There? which is far better known as the basis of Howard Hawks’ The Thing from Another World (1951) and John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982). While these more famous iterations are solidly rooted in science fiction, Horror Express retains an element of supernatural horror thanks to the creature’s unexplained antipathy towards Christian religious iconography and the monk’s certainty that it is Satan. This mixture of science and religion/myth is reminiscent of Nigel Kneale’s work, whose influence would be felt more overtly in John Carpenter’s later film Prince of Darkness (1987).

Special effects artist Pablo Pérez puts in a good showing here, most notably with the sequences in which the eyes of the creature’s victims begin to bleed and turn white as their memories are extracted before their demise. As the complications mount towards the film’s conclusion, the creature reanimates its victims to shamble about as blind sword-wielding zombies. Although it may be coincidence, the first entry in Amando de Ossorio’s blind Templar zombie series – Tombs of the Blind Dead [La noche del terror ciego] (1972) – had been released earlier that year, and Pérez would go on to provide special effects for the final two films, The Ghost Galleon [El buque maldito] (1974) and Night of the Seagulls [La noche de las gaviotas] (1975).

Composer John Cacavas makes his feature film debut here thanks to his friend Telly Savalas. Beginning his career as a composer of library music albums, Cacavas was approached by Savalas (hoping to branch into a singing career) to provide feedback on his demos and beef up the arrangements. Savalas got him a job writing the theme tune for Pancho Villa, leading directly to his score for Horror Express, followed soon after by The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973) (Lee & Cushing’s final appearance together in a Hammer Films production), before he settled into steady work for television, most notably for Telly Savalas’ cop show star vehicle Kojak (1973-78).

Horror author John Connolly contributed a loving tribute to Horror Express as part of the Electric Dreamhouse imprint’s Midnight Movie Monographs series, published in 2018. It’s a very well researched book with much to recommend it, although the section I found most engaging had the least to do with the film. The first part, titled “The Excavation”, begins by investigating the author’s childhood love for the film and its two stars, with side journeys into the misplaced romanticism of train journeys; the nature of nostalgia and its rehabilitation as a psychological phenomenon; the concept of hauntology in critical theory and its links to folk horror; and a consideration of the links between gothic fiction and anti-Catholic sentiment in relation to the history of Spanish cinema.

Part 2: “The Protagonists” is by far the longest section of the book, occupying nearly half its length as it provides background on the five central figures: Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Telly Savalas, Bernard Gordon (the producer) and Eugenio Martín. The colourfully titled third part, “The Autopsy”, goes through the film in sequence, providing time codes as reference cues to discuss aspects of the film in more detail before “The Afterlife” briefly covers the film’s reception, sums up the protagonists’ lives after the film, and collects the author’s final thoughts. Although some of the details Connolly provides about the making of the film differ from other accounts I’ve encountered, the months of work he’s put into this project are more than evident in the final text. I’m grateful to Connolly for pointing out the debt the story might well owe to Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956), a film adaptation frequently interpreted as a critique of the McCarthyist witch hunts of the 1940s/50s – which would have been of particular interest to producer Gordon, a former screenwriter who was blacklisted by the HUAC and spent much of his writing career working under a pseudonym.

I also owe a debt to the wonderful hosts of Hammer House of Podcast for pointing out Roger Delgado’s involvement and for reminding me of the existence of this book, which has been sitting in a pile on my bedroom floor waiting for me to revisit the movie. They have been working their way sequentially through the horror output of Hammer Films for almost three years now, providing commentary both thoughtful and hilarious. They also cover non-Hammer movies for Patreon supporters – their most recent episode covered Horror Express and was the impetus for me to finally watch the Arrow Video release – so if you liked this post, why not give them some money and see what they have to say? They’re lovely.

Connolly wrote his book with reference to Severin’s 2011 blu ray, which presented the film in a better state than it had been seen for some time. Just four months after the book’s release, Arrow Video released their own blu ray with an exclusive new restoration and some additional features. (An image comparison is available via Cinapse.) Ported over from the original release are an introduction by Fangoria editor Chris Alexander plus interviews with director Eugenio Martín, producer Bernard Gordon (talking about his experiences during the McCarthy era) and composer John Cacavas (focusing largely on his connection with Telly Savalas but with some discussion of the score). Although a vintage interview with Peter Cushing has been dropped, the new audio commentary by Stephen Jones & Kim Newman is more than adequate compensation. Steve Haberman’s newly filmed appreciation of Horror Express doesn’t add much of significance, but Ted Newsome’s recollections of the film and of his friend Bernard Gordon provide new insights, some of which (as is so often the case when dealing with anecdotes years down the track) contradict Gordon’s own recollections as quoted in Connolly’s book. If you’re able to get your hands on a first printing of the Arrow release, you’ll also be able to read a thoughtful essay on the film by Adam Scovell (Celluloid Wicker Man) and a reprint of Fangoria‘s 1999 interview with Eugenio Martín.

We Are One Retrospective – Offerings from Spain and Switzerland

Today’s mini-review round-up from the We Are One Global Film Festival is a little shorter. The main offering is a dance feature from the San Sebastian International Film Festival, accompanied by two talks from the Locarno Film Festival. To round things off, I’ve acknowledged the films I watched but did not review from the Jerusalem Film Festival and Sarajevo Film Festival.

Dantza (2018, Spain, 98 min)

Magical Basque dance movie/musical. The progression of the movie from start to end covers a range of different time scales – from day to night; from spring to winter; from primitive agrarian beginnings to more sophisticated styles of dress, dance, music and architecture. The cinematography captures breathtaking vistas of natural scenery. The costuming changes styles throughout, with the costumes depicting flora and fauna in the earlier part of the film particularly striking. Human society takes over more in the latter half of the movie and we follow the progression of a couple from courtship through the maturation of their relationship with changes in their surroundings and clothing.

Locarno 2019 Excellence Award Conversation (80 min)

Interview panel featuring actor Song Kang-ho (recipient of the 2019 Locarno Excellence Award) and director Bong Joon-ho. Song Kango-ho is possibly South Korea’s biggest actor. He’s made 4 or 5 films each with Bong Joon-ho (most recently Parasite) and Park Chan-wook, plus an early career personal favourite of mine The Quiet Family (1998). Good perspectives from both director and actor, although they’ve both clearly been asked too many times about what makes their films distinctively Korean, and there’s an odd question near the end from somebody who clearly believes that Parasite was based directly on personal experience.

Locarno 2019 Pardo d’onore to John Waters (71 min)

Interview by Albert Serra. The Locarno Film Festival chose to give John Waters the award for career achievement, thus this interview panel. He’s in full John Waters mode, no filter, always sympathetic with the bottom layers of society, yet souring the mood by endorsing the idea that it’s impossible to ask someone out without being threatened by a lawsuit, or that identity politics are only of interest to the pampered and privileged. Apart from these disappointing blindspots, he was generally full of compassion for the disadvantaged, contempt for the rich (among which he counts himself), and some entertainingly horrible comments about Trump.

Watched But Not Reviewed

  • Love Chapter 2 (France/Israel, 54 min) – Jerusalem Film Festival
  • Route-3 (Bosnia & Herzegovina/Greece, 13 min) – Sarajevo Film Festival